Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Shane Gillis is at the center of another controversy, Sam gives his take on Kill Tony, Bert Kreischer wants comedians to form a union, and Stew Peters is going to war with Jesse On Fire. We get into all of that and much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third free with promo code "BROKEN" at www.bluechew.com! Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off your first box! Go to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim. Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch and new customers can use code "BROKEN" to get 15-percent off at www.takeultra.com! Sam's dates: www.samtripoli.com More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off your first box! Go to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim.

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Tyler Robinson pleads not guilty and will have a capital murder trial in the death of Charlie Kirk. We get into that, plus Milo Yiannopoulos' questionable deportation, a conviction in the Tupac murder, and the ongoing hilarity of the fake 49ers player Daejon Love ... and loads more. For a limited time, our listeners get 50-percent off for life plus free shipping and three free gifts at www.mengotomars.com! Support our show and tell them about us after checkout. Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off your first box at www.tempomeals.com/brokensim! Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At: https://samtripoli.com/events/ Nashville, TN: Word War Debate 9/12 Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19 Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10 Dallas, TX: 11/07 New Orleans, LA: 11/13 - 15 Austin, TX: DEC 11th-13th Please check out Sam Tripoli's 6th Crowd Work Special "Women Can't Peg" Live From Batavia: https://bit.ly/3TZBzHT Sam Tripoli's 5th Comedy Special drops Sept 1st on Gas Digital's Youtube Channel:…

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Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson debated Tyler Robinson's innocence in the Charlie Kirk incident during Patrick Bet-David's shoe commercial, Nick Fuentes accused Candace and Tucker of destroying the movement, and there are more stories of shape-shifters on this new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Also this week, we talk about having Owen Benjamin join us on Tin Foil Hat, Bryan Callen's tough take, the latest on Tom Segura's future, and loads more. Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/broken. Right now when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code BROKEN at www.bluechew.com! Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At: https://samtripoli.com/events/ Nashville, TN: Word War Debate 9/12 Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19 Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10 Dallas, TX: 11/07 New Orleans, LA: 11/13 - 15 Austin, TX: DEC 11th-13th Please check out Sam Tripoli's…

The guys are still on break, but we recorded the first of what may be a new running segment where we follow the tier list fad and rank things. This week we talk about the conspiracies we think are most likely to be true. Welcome to Broken Sim Ranks Stuff #1! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Owen Benjamin and Jay Dyer are at war. Candace Owens has revealed revelatory new Charlie Kirk texts, Lindsey Graham's final betrayal has been revealed, and Joe Rogan shares an insane story about a past guest. All that and more this week on Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard! Visit NOCD.com to book a free 15-minute call! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey leads this week's show as Sam gives his surprising review. Plus the bizarre Chuck Schumer Senate incident, the possibility of Epstein prosecutions in New Mexico, and the Taco Bell salad diarrhea mystery. Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Visit BlueChew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for the latest in boner tech. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Lindsey Graham is dead -- was Russia involved? Also this week: Hunter Biden's meeting with Nick Fuentes, the reported Tom Segura and Christina P split, and the Clavicular/IDF social media controversy, and way more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day returns! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

New evidence in the Charlie Kirk/Tyler Robinson pre-trial proceedings, the latest Alex Jones vs. Sneako weirdness, renewed claims surrounding anti-gravity research, and the rapid expansion of Flock license plate cameras and what they could mean for privacy, surveillance, and the future of law enforcement. Visit BlueChew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for the latest in boner tech. Tempo is offering BS listeners 60% OFF their first box! Go to www.TempoMeals.com/brokensim! New customers get 15% Off with code "BROKEN" at takeultra.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

The safety of sunscreen is in question. Someone with military knowledge is winning huge bets on PolyMarket, Hillary Clinton praised Trump's Israel strategy, a liberal sweetheart is being destroyed, and Bill Maher might vote Republican. Also a cannibal. Visit BlueChew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for the latest in boner tech. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

This episode was deleted by YouTube without much explanation. Inside we discuss Peter Thiel's secretive Dialog group, Charlie Kirk's latest controversy, James Franco's bizarre disclosure video, and the 1000th episode of Tin Foil Hat lead this week's insanity. Plus: Keir Starmer is out, Lindsey Graham's latest war push, the White House joking about Q, Oliver Tree's interests, Trader Joe's tote-bag chaos, and anti-Rogan protesters proving once again that nobody understands Joe Rogan. Sam and Johnny break down the internet's strangest stories, media narratives, political theater, and conspiracy culture. Visit NOCD.com to book a free 15-minute call! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Get fifteen dollars off your first task at Taskrabbit dot com or on the Taskrabbit app using promo code BROKEN! Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at…

More proof of election rigging, as Spencer Pratt did get the shaft in the election, new UFO video (and fake footage) has been released, Tucker Carlson and Dan Bongino are going at each other regarding the Thomas Crooks investigation, Seinfeld sucks, and so much more on a new Broken Simulation. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day returns! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Is Spencer Pratt about to get screwed in a rigged L.A. mayor's race? Suspicious results suggest the fix could be in. Also this week, we discuss President Trump's aggressive language criticising Benjamin Netanyahu, an exorcist who says aliens are demons, Scott Pelley being fired from Bari Weiss' CBS News, Hasan Piker's hard times, underwater alien bases, and so much more. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli has been accosted on stage again. We get into that, plus a reporter who investigated Epstein is fleeing the country after allegedly being targeted by directed-energy weapons, President Trump readies for a Cuba invasion, Tony Hinchcliffe responds to Chelsea Handler, Alex Stein helped expose the Washington Nationals, and Hasan Piker is in trouble. Get your Blue Chew Gold at www.bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get 30-percent off sitewide! Get up to $3M in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at www.ethos.com/broken! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Support the show at patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Results from the Thomas Massie election look awfully funny. We discuss that, plus Chelsea Handler being decimated by logic and Shane Gillis, Theo Von responds to Joe Rogan, nuns are under attack, and Jason Ellis joins us on the pod! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Look out for Jason Ellis' new special and check his dates at thejasonellis.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

On a special 200th episode of BS we discuss Owen Benjamin's take on Nick Fuentes and his Tucker Carlson appearance, how the Kevin Hart roast offended everyone, whether alien disclosure is always going to be this boring, whether the government is bringing demons into our dimension, and why this Adam Sosnick guy even tries. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Want to start your own creator journey? Click here: www.fanvue.com More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spencer Pratt, only rich kids are succeeding in music (but is that really new?), and RIP Ted Turner. Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

There's a ton of weirdness around President Trump's would-be shooter, plus the Buga Sphere is back, King Charles visits America, Spencer Pratt has a chance, Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble (and so is Russell Brand), and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code 'BROKEN' at checkout to get 30-percent off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else! Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day returns! When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code BROKEN at www.BlueChew.com! Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos at https://ethos.com/broken. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Joe Rogan visited Donald Trump in the White House last week. We discuss that, plus more dead scientists, including one who says that what we think are aliens are actually future humans, and we watch video of Alex Jones responding to President Trump and the Onion's attempt to parody his brand. Also: Someone with nuclear secrets got O'Keefe'd, HUGE news from the SPLC indictment, including evidence of false flags and funding of the KKK, the possible return of Chappelle's Show, and so much more. “Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play your first$5 lineup! That’s code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! PrizePicks. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard…

We talk Trump's blockade switcheroo in Iran, Eric Swalwell being naughty, Bob Barker's legacy, AI improvements, and the President as Jesus (or is that a doctor?). Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

President Trump ranted against Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly in a rabid statement last week. We get into that, plus spooky new Bledsoe sphere footage, the missing scientists, the Artemis II mission and its photos, Sam Altman's creepy deathwish, hilarious ChatGPT hijinks, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Our listeners can get 50-percent off for life plus free shipping AND three free gifts at mengotomars.com! Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show. Visit Lucy.co and use the code "BROKEN" for 20-percent off! Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age, and every order is age-verified. WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S ALL HAPPENING! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquote.com/broken! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat! Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more. Turn up the luxury at bedtime at www.quince.com/brokensim! Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more! Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online with code "BROKEN at lucy.co. Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise. Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Get the right life insurance for you and and save more than 50-percent at selectquote.com/broken! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her. Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off their first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com using the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness. Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words. Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquote.com/broken! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online with code "BROKEN at lucy.co. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game. Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli,…

Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith. Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more! For Ridge's BIGGEST sale of the year head to ridge.com/broken and tell them we sent you! Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! Learn more about GOLD at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on A.H., a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Go to Superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership! Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, how Sam heard through the grapevine that Bill Burr confronted Marc Maron, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Go to buyraycon.com/BROKENOPEN to save on Raycon audio products sitewide! Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more. Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Take advantage of holiday BOGO savings and enjoy free shipping on orders over $45 at cornbreadhemp.com/broken using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard **Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at…

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President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19 data, and Sam talks Skankfest! Give the gift of a retreat this holiday season at www.quince.com/brokensim! Use the code "BROKEN" for 15 percent off at theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN! Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation! Get Raycon's big Black Friday deal at www.buyraycon.com/broken! Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Save 30-percent off your first order at cornbreadhemp.com/broken! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation! Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code "BROKENSIM20"! Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color. Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken! Secure your legacy at www.bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken! Head to theperfectjean.nyc and use the code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Right now Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at www.mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! More stuff: Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 crypid phone call. Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off! Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken! Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli,…