Lucky Rock Show (old school)

Finally one test to rule them all!

All the stress. One easy pill.

Second-hand death got ya down? Not anymore with the Smoker's Bubble1

Mandy Jenkins, aka Club Queen is back and she's feeling that tropical fever. We'll let her explain.

This week we introduce you to a new Lucky guest. He says Ebay is more than an online marketplace. It's a revolution! Check out www.myluckyrock.com for a complete list of Lucky Rock Comedy Show audio clips and our brilliant blog.

MySpace loves the past. In fact, he refuses to leave it!

As Iran goes full-throttle after nukes, we must ask ourselves... What would Israel do? Love it? Hate it? Let us know below. And check out www.myluckyrock.com for all Lucky Rock audio clips and our blog.

We all have things we'd rather do unconscious. It's time we try sedation living. Check out www.myluckyrock.com for a complete list of Lucky Rock comedy clips.

Road Rage Auto...because dash-mounted missile defense systems don't come standard on most vehicles. Check out www.myluckyrock.com for a complete list of Lucky Rock comedy clips.

Good men buy gifts out of love and appreciation. Guilty Jewelers is for everyone else. Check out www.myluckyrock.com for a complete list of Lucky Rock comedy clips.

Find the home of your dreams...no questions asked! For a complete list of Lucky Rock clips, check out www.myluckyrock.com.

Here it is! The latest Lucky Rock Online Comedy Show! For a complete list of Lucky Rock clips, check out myluckyrock.com. And cruise by our amazing blog.

Good husbands buy their wives something special out of love and appreciation. Guilty Jewelers is for everyone else. Like Guilty Jewelers? Forward it by email below and demand that your friends check out myluckyrock.com and our always brilliant blog.

We know most of you are too lazy to listen to the full, half-hour Lucky Rock Comedy Show. So here are the highlights. (You know you're missing the awesome music...and most of our brilliant commentary...and lots of hilarious bits...Did I mention how ingenious and funny the full show is?) Spread the Lucky to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com, where they'll find an organized list of clips and our incrediblog.

Global warming, evolution, stem cells...child's play. The Authority has spoken! Forward this clip to your friends and visit myluckyrock.com and our incredible blog.

With the Supreme Court's decision on partial-birth abortion, "you gotta be kidding me" takes on a whole new meaning. Find out why. Spread the Lucky to your friends and visit myluckyrock.com and our amazing blog.

Todd Powers, a.k.a., HypoChristian is back. And this time he's discovered the "secret" to life. Comment on this show and subscribe to the Lucky Rock. Also check out myluckyrock.com and our always brilliant blog.

Flipping through the radio, I stumbled across two "new" stations. The only problem is they've been around for years. In this spirit, here are some "new" truths for America and beyond. Comment on this clip or die! And check out myluckyrock.com and our blog.

I love truck commercials. Everyone in them is so tough! Now meet the inspiration for all those over-the-top ads...Tough Man. Comment on this clip or die! And check out myluckyrock.com and our blog.

Did your life peak in high school? Then this is the station for you! Cruise by myluckyrock.com and our blog.

The full, half-hour Lucky Rock in all its comic glory. Enjoy! Also check out myluckyrock.com and our blog.

Another week, another edition of Mr. Big's Political & Hollywood Dirt. If you like this bit, comment on it and forward it to your friends through the links below. Also check out the Lucky Rock MySpace blog and the Lucky Rock Cafe, where you can rant about the show and post your own clips.

Coulter & Imus are joining forces to offend key people at your next donors meeting or corporate gathering. Keep people talking about your biz....forever! Like Coulter & Imus? Then check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Second-hand smoke getting you down? Not anymore with the Smoker's Bubble! Like Smoker's Bubble? You better forward it to your friends and spread the Lucky to the world! Also, check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Political dirt and celebrity scoops from the Lucky Rock. You people are shameless. Like Mr. Big? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

So inspired were we by TV Mom that we've created a Lucky product to help parents everywhere! Like our TV Mom ad? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Why raise your kids when TIVO can do it for you? Take it from TV Mom and just set up the auto-feeder for your kids and enjoy this interview. Like our TV Mom interview? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Anybody flipping through late-night radio has suffered through Delilah. Pop psychology, bad music, and more make her show must-listening for many Americans. Now the Lucky Rock brings you Mariah...complete with her own theme music, terrible advice, and pop religion. Enjoy! Like Mariah? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Like it, love it, or hate it, almost all of us have to shop at Wal-Mart. And we've all encountered that one employee that seems to know where everything is and to know all there is to know about Wal-Mart. Now hear from Wal-Mart guru. Like Wal-Mart Guru? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Hillary Clinton was furious over a recent ad by an Obama friend, which dared to tell the truth about Hillary's "ambitions." This inspired us to think up a few true political ads of our own. Enjoy! Like this Lucky Rant? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Hillary's resurrected her talk of a "vast, right-wing conspiracy." This inspires us to reach back into the past for some tried and true insults of our own. Like this Lucky Rant? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Everyone now running for President has something in common...and it's not a good thing! Listen to this YGBKM to find out more. Like this week's YGBKM? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Ever meet a hypocritical Christian? Ever wish they'd get a clue? Then you'll love Todd Powers, a.k.a., HypoChristian. Like HypoChristian? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Meet Bonnie and Donnie...the coolest people at your gym. You know it! Like Gym Rats? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Now you can sound brilliant, no matter who you are or what you believe? Like British Accent in a Bottle? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Share my pain as I retell yet another awful McDonald's experience. Like Share My Pain? Forward it to you friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Iraq? Politics? Religion? Don't worry about it. No Think Powder is here! Like our No Think Powder ad? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

This week's YGBKM riffs on film director James Cameron doing history. (Hint: Jimmy Titanic does history about as well as the Cubs do the World Series.) Like our You Gotta Be Kidding Me? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

No way to describe Metal...he's too hardcore. Like our Metal interview. Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Hear the interview that inspired Club Queen Perfume. Like our Club Queen interview? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

You've heard the Stuck in the 80s ad. Now meet Van Thunder, a.k.a., Stuck in the 80s. Like Stuck in the 80s? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out www.myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Rudy Guiliani and Newt Gingrich finally put their past failed marriages and affairs to good use. Love our Guiliani and Gingrich Counseling ad? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Love Mr. Big? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Love our Stuck in the 80s ad? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Love our Club Queen Perfume ad? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Love our Bed, Crap, and Beyond ad? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Behold! Highlights from this week's Lucky Rock Online Comedy Show! Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Behold the genius of the Lucky Rock in all its half-hour glory! Aren't you lucky?!? Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Here it is! The full, half-hour Lucky Rock in all its comic glory! Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.

Behold! Highlights from the Lucky Rock Online Comedy Show! Forward it to your friends and tell them to check out myluckyrock.com and the Lucky Rock blog.